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Top 5 Worst Cars To Pick Up Girls With

Having a tough time picking up the ladies? Shave that mullet, tuck in that shirt and leave the El Camino at home. If you’re trying to show that special someone a good time this Valentine’s day, take our advice and stay far, far away from these rides.

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Car Thief Turned Into Goat

Nigerian Police are holding a goat in custody for accusations of stealing a car. A goat that Nigerian police believe to be a witch that transformed into a goat in order to evade authorities. Yes, you read all that correctly. I’ve heard some pretty crazy stuff, but Grand Theft Auto: Goat is definitely a new one.

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Top 5 Worst Car Names

What’s in a name? Plenty. Take for example the fictional British spies James Bond and Harry Palmer. There’s a reason why everyone remembers James Bond and nobody has a clue who Harry Palmer is (I’m sure it doesn’t help that Harry Palmer sounds like someone addicted to self-pleasure). Bad analogies and juvenile sex jokes aside, […]

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Eyesore Racing's Ghettocharged Miata for 24 Hours of LeMons.

Sure you got Supercharging and Turbocharging and hell, even Twincharging but what about Ghettocharging? Alright, maybe it’s not a new form of forced induction, but damn is it Ghetto! I thought I’d seen it all with budget builds, but this is a TRUE budget build. Electrical conduit from Home Depot for Coolant Lines, Sheet metal […]

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Nissan 370Z: Some See a Letter, Others See an Annoying Commercial

In order to promote the new Nissan 370Z, Nissan has released a promo video which features the most annoying techno music since Moby’s cat ran across his keyboard and released PLAY. “Some see a letter, others see a Car,” is their new advertising slogan and I hope you like it because it’s repeated at least […]

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Word of the Day: Farking Spot

Fans of all things small have something to celebrate today: the size doesn’t matter folks at MINI have announced a “Word of the Day” desktop widget. Cooper drivers rejoice, you now have daily desktop entertainment to accompany your MINI joyriding. Today’s word: “FARKING SPOT!” This is what happens when you think you’ve found an empty […]

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